Fast Food Suicide
  • by: Children of Reagan
  • lyrics: Brian Reagan, Matt Reagan
  • Original Release:
  • Ate Taco bell almost everyday
    Along with a lot of greasy fries
    And when he went out to eat
    He would get extra meat on the side
    The human body just can’t take
    That much meat and grease
    He pumped his colon full
    And never allowed himself proper relief

    No one knew he wanted to die
    So he committed fast food suicide
    No one knew he wanted to die
    So he committed fast food suicide

    His friends all laughed and teased
    About how he was getting flab
    The joked and told him that
    He had to cut out the fat
    He would just grin and laugh as
    He said “I like my greasy meat”
    Then he would order another burger
    And some fries and a deep fried treat

    No one knew he wanted to die
    So he committed fast food suicide
    No one knew he wanted to die
    So he committed fast food suicide

    No one knew he wanted to die
    So he committed fast food suicide
    No one knew he wanted to die
    So he committed fast food suicide
    No one knew he wanted to die
    So he committed fast food suicide
    No one knew he wanted to die
    So he committed fast food suicide