Fed up with his life
He was trying to make a change
Tired of the congregation
They laugh at him behind his back

Oh in the church tonight
They’re in for a shock
Oh in the church tonight
There’s a moon in St. Matthews
There’s a moon in St. Matthews
There’s a moon in St. Matthews tonight

Why don’t they listen to him
He was trying to stop Armageddon
Why don’t they hear his call
He was trying to cause world peace

Cat… Pants… Chicken… Dance…

Fed up with all their worries
Fed up with all their pains
He was going to show them a part of him
They had never seen before

Oh in the church tonight
They’re in for a shock
Oh in the church tonight
There’s a moon in St. Matthews
There’s a moon in St. Matthews
There’s a moon in St. Matthews tonight

Fed up with the vow of celibacy
Fed up with the world
He wanted to take a wife
Dropped his pants before Jesus Christ

Oh in the church tonight
They’re in for a shock
Oh in the church tonight
There’s a moon in St. Matthews
There’s a moon in St. Matthews
There’s a moon in St. Matthews tonight